Put down that Plot Hammer, Mr. GM....

[thegamemistress]

I'm going to have to find a pic of one of those really large cartoon hammers and send it to the GM of HolidayTale with the note -- "Plot Hammer: To be used only in case of emergencies."

I've been airing my concerns about the nasty remarks made by another PC about the relationship between my PC and my SO's, and the GM says, "Well, why don't you have [your PC] talk things over with [her PC]?" Of course, he's already DROPPED A F---ING DRAGON ON US, so it will have to wait.

I HATE having the friggin' Plot Hammer dropped on us every time it looks like we're gonna get a little breather to square things out among the squabbling members of the group. You want us to put things right and start acting like a team, Mr. GM? Fine. Then STOP with the Plot Hammering!

And now the madness is affecting my SO. Look! It's contagious!

I hate the Eiluned in that game. Hate hate hate HATE her! And I'm really pissed off at her CREEPY player as well.

How much Banality would my character get for feeding her face first into a wood chipper, I wonder?

*envisioning using the Plot Hammer on the GM*

Wham! Wham! WHAM!

Okay, time to stop before I get really pissed off...